Kids say the Darnest Things

These are from another teacher.....
My nuts are falling, my nuts are falling....what do you mean sweetie. My nuts are falling Miss Ada. The child meant his nuts were falling out of his pocket. He had acorns in his pocket and they kept falling out.

There is something in my throat. What do you mean sweetie. He hiccupped and thought there was something inside him.

This is from one of my students- Girls are better than boys because they dress pretty and wear makeup!